My name is Buro Houtenfaust. I was named for a Saint who was a very wealthy man. He had the wine, the women, the songs, the whole bit, and then inexplicably, took a vow of poverty and became a hermit. Ran off to live in the forest, in the nude.
- Simon Templar, The Saint

November 18, 2011

Val Kilmer , Elizabeth Shue

Another Simon Templar adventure. Emma Russell, a young scientist has discovered a secret that will enable the Russian billionaire Ivan Tretiak to crown himself the first Czar of the new Russian Empire, and he will do anything to neutralize the danger [...]

Saving someone’s life is like falling in love. The best drug in the world. For days, sometimes weeks afterwards, you walk the streets, making infinite whatever you see. Once, for a few weeks, I couldn’t feel the earth – everything I touched became lighter. Horns played in my shoes. Flowers fell from my pockets. You [...]

Agent J: You don’t remember me, but we used to work together…
Kevin Brown/K: I never worked in a funeral home.

Four years after the alien-seeking agents Jay and Kay (Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith) averted an intergalactic disaster, Kay has returned to the comforts of civilian life while Jay has taken over his former partner’s role as the most annoyingly efficient employee of the unofficial government agency that regulates all things alien on Earth. [...]